Been driving down a fairly busy road at rushhour and been attacked by booger bits? You know, those annoying, scratchy, little particles of booger that need to come out right away...
You may begin by scrunching your nose, or maybe even a light little rub with your fingers...
Sometimes that just doesn't work, and when you find out the stubborn particles need more coaxing than that, you may just need to penetrate the nostril a little.
That's where it all begins. Once you pick - a mission has begun and there is no stopping until the first breathe of relief.
Well, maybe, just maybe, the paramedics sitting next to you on the road are watching closely - preparing to save your life, once your finger gets stuck in said nostril.
Maybe you look over at them and they are laughing at you, waving... Well, of course, you wave back, not wanting to be impolite...
Well, have you? (long, drawn out, awkward pause)
Um, yeah, me neither...
(Picture is added to change subject...)
So look how cute that little Mikey is!!!
2 comments:
that reminds me of that seinfeld episode where it looks like jerry is picking his nose and his exgirlfriend sees him. haha.
also.
i get my best picking done in the car. it helps me focus.
dont touch my steering wheel.
mostly kidding.
Nice Seinfeld reference. "Was there any nostril penetration?"
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